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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 4010 |
| "Welcome
to the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please
press 1 repeatedly |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4011 |
| Dame
Edna "Well, hello possums, I'm so sorry that I can't pickup the
megastar hotline....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4012 |
"Hello and welcome to the Springfield police department rescue
phone. If you know the name of the felony being committed then
please press 1....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4013 |
| "At
the tone, please leave you name and number, mastercard or visa
number....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4014 |
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"Hi, we're not home right now but if you're
calling about the money, the cheque is in the post....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4015 |
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"Hello, I'm a voicemail machine capable of
recording messages but to save you time, the people at this
address do not need windows or a hot tub........" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4016 |
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"Hi, my husband and I can't get to the
phone right now....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 4017 |
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"Warning...This call is being monitored by the telephone company
and is being traced to your number....." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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