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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1001 |
| "Greetings
Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1002 |
| "As the drugs take hold, you'll feel like you're losing your
grip on reality....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1003 |
"Hi! Is Kevin there? ....oh...you called me....oh...ok....well....erm...Leave
a message....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1004 |
| "Hi,
we're sorry that we can't answer the phone right now, please leave
a message and then wait by your phone until someone calls you
back ....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1005 |
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German Accent "Ja, hello. please leave your name and number after
ze tone....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1006 |
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"Hello, you've reached an answer person, I don't get paid to
respond but anything you say after the tone will be memorized
to the best of my.........thin gamy....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1007 |
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"We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important
development. Please stand by. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY
VOICEMAIL TELEPHONE SYSTEM. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY,
YOUR CALL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED........" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1008 |
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"FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence
now. This terminal also accepts voice messages....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1009 |
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"You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you
feel very sleepy now....." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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