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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1010 |
| "WARNING,
WARNING, WARNING, This voicemail system has a very short attention
span and it will hang up on your if you leave a message that is
boring....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1011 |
| "Hello, we're not home right now but I can take a message, hang
on, I'll just get a pencil. (Crashing sound) oh sh*t....ok, shoot" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1012 |
"Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally
enhanced voicemail unit........" |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1013 |
| "FOUR
ALPHA, TEST...OF...SOFTWARE. Revision 2.1. Counting down to test
3...2...1....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1014 |
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"Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail
greeting system. We cannot take your call at the moment because
A) We are surfing the internet B) We're on another call or C)....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1015 |
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"Hi, you've reached Susan's message parlour....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1016 |
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"Duh, helloooo. If you're calling with bad news please leave
your message now, if you're calling with good news then please
wait for the tone" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1017 |
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"Err, Hello, I'm not here right now because tonight I start
serving a 30 year term in the State Department of corrections
for politically incorrect statements........" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1018 |
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"Hello, I'm sorry, you've reached an imaginary number, please
rotate your equipment by 90 degrees and try your call again....." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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