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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1029 |
| "You
have reached the CPX 2002 voice blackmail system. Your voice patterns
are now being digitally encoded and being stored........." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1030 |
| "Hi,
this is Johan advising you that you spend way too much time on the
phone. Go outside...See the world...Live a little...have fun! ....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1031 |
"Hello, err, what I am saying?....There is no one here...Well,
there is but not as I speak....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1032 |
| "Yaaa,
hello there, please don't adjust your telephone, we have taken
control........" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1033 |
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"Hello and thanks for calling but we really
couldn't come to terms with the fact that the phone was ringing....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1034 |
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"Yeah, hi. These folks recorded this stupid thing for the phone......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1035 |
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"Hey! Hi, I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island
with Linda Carter, Sharon Stone and Rachel Hunter. Since I
don't have a phone here, you could leave me a message in a
bottle after the beep ....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1036 |
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Splashing water sound "Hi, I can't get to the phone right
now as I am a bit tied up with this Crocodile....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1037 |
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X-Files
Music "Hi, We've all been captured by a flying saucer....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1038 |
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"Good day passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non
stop to the beep. Please store all messages in the overhead
mailbox provided....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1039 |
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Gunfire in background "Hello, we're a little pinned
down right now......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1040 |
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"Hello, please leave message after smoke signal ....." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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