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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1041 |
| "Hi,
we can't come to the phone right now because we're down in the basement
printing off a batch of $20 bills if you need any money or you just
want to admire our handy work please leave your name and number
and how much cash you need....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1042 |
| Horse
Racing "And they're off...It's nobody can take your call jumping
into an early lead, followed by leave your message after the tone......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1043 |
"Hello, you know, being reincarnated as a voicemail machine is
de pits....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1044 |
| "Hey!
Hi, can you help me...please? Can you help me? I'm stuck down
here in the phone......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1045 |
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GONG "Herro, We no home, but if you weave message
we call you soon, if you leave sexy message, we call you sooner....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1046 |
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"Ah yeah, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1047 |
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"Well hello there brothers and sisters and thank y'all for
calling here......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1049 |
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Waltzing Matilda in background "Well G'day, how ya goin'?
Listen, I'm not here right now, but I'll tell ya what, this
voicemail recorder thingy here is so clever....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1050 |
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Scottish accent "Hello, are you calling me? Sure, I'm
just leaving the house......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1054 |
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"Hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace
....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1055 |
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Man drowning in water. Other man---> "What he's trying
to say is there's no one here to take your call right
now....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1056 |
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"Hello, you know they say that
its better to give someone a net and to teach them
to fish than it is to just give them a fish, so I'm
on the net now, learning how to fish......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1057 |
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Beer festival "Ja hello, these people having so
much fun drinking de beer....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1058 |
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"T-minus 10 9 8.....You have reached strategic air
command nuclear missile storage facility......."
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1059 |
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Gagged woman -----> Man: "Hello, I'm sorry but
nobody here can come to the phone right now as
they are all tied up....." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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