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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1060 |
| "Errr,
hello, we cannot come to the phone right now....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1061 |
| "Oh
hello, I cannot take your call right now cos I'm out getting my
ankles tattooed......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1062 |
Fun in bed! "Hi, my wife and I can't get to the phone right now
but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back to yoooooooooooooooooooou!
....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1063 |
| "Hello,
look, I'm sorry but I'm far too depressed to come to the phone
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1064 |
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"Hello, the number you are calling from has
been traced and your details forwarded to an online spam centre
called badsexgirls.com ....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1065 |
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Cat meow "This phone line has been connected to a 5000 volt
power supply that has been wired to the small kitten......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1066 |
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"Hello, city morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em!......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1067 |
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"Hi, you've reached Joes crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill
'em!....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1068 |
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"Hello, you know what to do at the tone......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1069 |
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"Everything
you say will be under oath, you have the right to remain
silent anything you do say will be recorded and used
against you ......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1070 |
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"Hello, please leave your name, number
and a brief message......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1071 |
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"You've reached Pornography Films Unlimited......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1072 |
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"Hello, *screams* You have reached
Helgars house of hair removal....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1073 |
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"Hello and welcome to word a day hotline after the
tone please leave you name and number and create
your own sentence using today's new word. Today's
word is Corpronegropediaphilia ......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1074 |
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"Thank you for calling the
suicide hotline......." |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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