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| Comedy greetings for your mobile phone! Whenever your friends call
your mobile phone, why not treat them to a unique mobile phone message.
Our hilarious mobile phone messages will have them in stitches!
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| You need to know your voicemail
PIN number to use our service. Please refer to service
guide. |
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| Please read our service
guide before placing your order. Make a note of the Order Code:
Dial 0906 466 0047. |
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comedy voice mail messages
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| Call
0906 466 0047 and quote Item code 1075 |
| "At
the tone, from the time you called you will have exactly 5 seconds
less remaining in your life *BEEP*......At the tone, from the time
you called you will have exactly 10 seconds less remaining in your
life *BEEP*......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1076 |
| "Hello,
you have reached the fidelity sperm help line......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1077 |
Explosion "Hello and thank you for calling. We are at our online
bomb making seminar ....." |
| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1078 |
| Whipping
sounds "Hello, this phone line has been hijacked by www.whipme.com
......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1079 |
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"Hi, if you're calling about an outstanding debt or you're selling
something or requesting a charitable donation then please leave
your message before the tone......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1080 |
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"Hi, we are at home but we are avoiding someone
please leave your name and number to find out if it's you!......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1082 |
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"Hello, thanks for calling *bang bang bang* We are reenacting
the crucifixion so you could say that we are just hanging
around......" |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1083 |
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"Hi, we are home but we are cleaning our weapons. Please leave
your name *bang*, your number *bang* ....." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1084 |
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"Hello, around the world, millions still speak French
as their first or second language. With your help we can
wipe out French......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 1085 |
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"Hi, thanks for calling but we're in the shower, that's
right, your friend and me, all soaped up......." |
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| Call
0906 466 0047
and quote Order Code: 2001 |
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"Hello! God speaking, please leave your name, number
and prayer......" |
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Calls
to this service cost £1.50 per minute at all times and last
approximately 2 minutes. We recommend you call from a
landline and have your mobile phone switched OFF. Some mobile
operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service.
Ensure you have the bill payers permission and that your phone
is compatible before calling.
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